Plus I sold my Emotions and have to ride stockers for a while.And they need tires.

 

I have a love hate relationship with coffee in the mornings.

 

pretty much just hate coffee

 

wakes you up / then run to take a dump.

 

http://new.mylifeisaverage.com/

 

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/worst-nights/

(502): ****. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!

(727): He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.

I lol'd to this one
(310): Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
(770): b/c u have herpes
(310): No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.

 

tp doesn't help w/mudd butt much

 

http://www.fmylife.com/

 

which is why mlia is soooo much better