i didnt have it then....perks of the promotion

 

If our God is a kind and gentle one then he will strike me down in a merciful way. I found out why i'm so sick. I have mono. Isn't that one of those fun little diseases. I am Sick Boy off of Van Wilder.

 

Oh god! Thats not good man! Get yourself some rest!

 

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Rhode Island State Penitentiary?..................................... .................................................I will give $5 to whoever can tell me the answer.

 

Hmmm, I'm bettin' one - if you land it "just right" on the Governor of Rhode Island.
Sorry, best I've got.



Why did the S2000 cross the road?

 

:
Boy: Mr. Toad, how many licks of you does it take to get to the center of a Rhode Island state prison?
(Prison bars suddenly slam over the image.)
Narrator: Just one.

 

I'll just give you both $5 next time I see you. Wow...I just spent $10.

 

im lost

 

My girlfriend and I had that last fall. We're not sure who got it first or how we got it, but it was NOT fun. My neck swelled up like a grapefruit, they were worried I had something cancerous and did an aspiration biopsy (big needle). When they knew it was benign, they gave me some antibiotics and said hope for the best when they didn't work.

Meanwhile, my first visit to my girlfriend's doctor, he said "hey that sounds like mono" on the first visit. My doctors suck

 

Ditto.