View Poll Results: Where is John David?
He sold his S2000 for an econo-box and dropped out of the S2k scene
0
0%
Voters: 27. You may not vote on this poll
Where is John David?
Registered User
Joined: Nov 2000
Posts: 1,109
Likes: 0
From: Austin
Okay. It just dawned on me that 7 people voted that they did not know who I am! Maybe I have been missing for awhile............. But people I - am - the - original P.A.K.!!! I am the south central regional director for S2KCA! I was around when rock chips were cool! I am the guy that is on my third F20C. I am the reason it rains in Houston. I am the commander of the Yellow submarine. I was around when Lips was allowed to play in Austin, and he came every Friday for h.h. I have been around long enough to have seen Gregg's butt (I'm not proud of that one though). I drove Sondra's car for two months when I was stookless. I have been around long enough to know that the goats in Blanco county will come to you if you shake the fence. I was around when Sondra and Lips were.... uh...ummm well you know... or was that Sondra and Stevens [something about sitting in a tree doing something] ... hehe 
. I was around when La Feria was da-bomb. I've seen people come and go and come back again. I have scared Mark into buying his own S2000 so he wouldn't have to ride shotgun anymore. I was around when yellow S2000's were rare. I am the guy that every dealership in Texas knows. I have traveled with the Houstooks to far off states for weird events sponsored by S2KCA -- we even set a few records for time travel Houston to Knoxville and Sondra set a record for neccessary pee stops on the way home (Sondra-- you know I love you... even if you bladder is very small). I own S2000 pornography... in fact I have met the producer! I was around when we used to all try to keep up with Chris on group drives... I was around when an NSX sadly didn't finish one day. I have been around long enough to have seen an old woman chase our group with a newspaper wearing nothing but a mumu... in fact I have seen her noble friend buba at Opies show off his proud belly as he squawked to the group. I have been around long enough to be falsely accused of racing other S2000's in far western parts of our state............... The list of crazy fun things we have done together goes on an on, but I think I will just finish by declaring: I am the original P.A.K.!
If 7 people in our group don't know me then I really need to show my face more often.
. I was around when La Feria was da-bomb. I've seen people come and go and come back again. I have scared Mark into buying his own S2000 so he wouldn't have to ride shotgun anymore. I was around when yellow S2000's were rare. I am the guy that every dealership in Texas knows. I have traveled with the Houstooks to far off states for weird events sponsored by S2KCA -- we even set a few records for time travel Houston to Knoxville and Sondra set a record for neccessary pee stops on the way home (Sondra-- you know I love you... even if you bladder is very small). I own S2000 pornography... in fact I have met the producer! I was around when we used to all try to keep up with Chris on group drives... I was around when an NSX sadly didn't finish one day. I have been around long enough to have seen an old woman chase our group with a newspaper wearing nothing but a mumu... in fact I have seen her noble friend buba at Opies show off his proud belly as he squawked to the group. I have been around long enough to be falsely accused of racing other S2000's in far western parts of our state............... The list of crazy fun things we have done together goes on an on, but I think I will just finish by declaring: I am the original P.A.K.!If 7 people in our group don't know me then I really need to show my face more often.
Banned
Joined: Apr 2001
Posts: 2,152
Likes: 0
From: Austin
Alright, for those of you with less time than me to read such a long post, here's a summary:
John is old. John has had an s2k for sometime now. Before meeting his girlfriend, he spent the same amount of time with S2K clubs as he spends with her now.
So yes, he was as big, if not a bigger, s2k dork than Sondra.
Blake
John is old. John has had an s2k for sometime now. Before meeting his girlfriend, he spent the same amount of time with S2K clubs as he spends with her now.
So yes, he was as big, if not a bigger, s2k dork than Sondra.
Blake
Registered User
Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 147
Likes: 0
From: Pflugerville
If 7 people in our group don't know me then I really need to show my face more often.
Hey, didn't you do the nasty in Sondra's car too? 
So are we having a happy hour today? It would be a good time for John to show those that don't know, who the real S2000 Mack Daddy is!!! 
Joined: Mar 2001
Posts: 1,144
Likes: 1
From: Austin, Texas
Given my S2K Shrine, possibly the largest in the country, and which continues to grow, I may now be the biggest S2K dork around... or damned close anyway...
But I'm not sure I should be proud of this.....
And, yes, John David - I know who you are and voted appropriately. I'm still hoping to get something from one of your prior F20Cs for my shrine!
What I didn't know was much of all the other juicy stuff that has come out on this thread!
But I'm not sure I should be proud of this.....
And, yes, John David - I know who you are and voted appropriately. I'm still hoping to get something from one of your prior F20Cs for my shrine!
What I didn't know was much of all the other juicy stuff that has come out on this thread!
Registered User
Joined: Jan 2001
Posts: 6,455
Likes: 0
From: Glendale/Burbank/LA
[QUOTE]Originally posted by infinitebass
[B]Steve, ya seem like a great guy, but after watching a certain chapter in S2k Porn Vol. 2, I don't think I'd ever post in the Central Texas Forum.
[B]Steve, ya seem like a great guy, but after watching a certain chapter in S2k Porn Vol. 2, I don't think I'd ever post in the Central Texas Forum.
