Rattling in the trunk.
Last night at the ICCH meet, LIPS2000 was anxious to give something out of his trunk to, the now infamous, Wesmaster. It was very "hush-hush". They schemed and plotted to get the rest of us, Dale and I, to leave. But for a long sufferable hour, they failed. LIPS2000, in his last efforts succeeded to get us out of his hair by boring us to death with war stories and array of weapons knowledge. Needless to say, I succumbed to the irresistable hand of boredom and finally went on my way. On my way home, I pondered on what was in the rear compartment. Was it terrorist weapons and biochemical spores to take over the world? Was it secret plans to make the fastest S2000 ever?!? I then decided to use a little reasoning to figure out what that special little package was in his trunk, and still this morning I haven't progressed any further. So I urge those of you that read this plea for help, find out what it is!!
Clues.....
LIPS2000:
1. "Precision" driver <so he says>
2. Though claiming to be rich, always has holes in his pants.
3. Gay tendencies towards little boys.
Wesmaster:
1. SC'd S2000.
2. Pimp-daddy mo' fo'
3. Laughes when LIPS2000 has gay tendencies towards little boys.
I must know what was in that trunk. Please help!!
Sincerely,
Minh
Leader of the Coalition of of Anti-Terrorism and Anti-Gayness towards little boys
Clues.....
LIPS2000:
1. "Precision" driver <so he says>
2. Though claiming to be rich, always has holes in his pants.
3. Gay tendencies towards little boys.
Wesmaster:
1. SC'd S2000.
2. Pimp-daddy mo' fo'
3. Laughes when LIPS2000 has gay tendencies towards little boys.
I must know what was in that trunk. Please help!!
Sincerely,
Minh
Leader of the Coalition of of Anti-Terrorism and Anti-Gayness towards little boys
Let's take these point by point...my comments are in bold:
LIPS2000:
1. "Precision" driver <so he says> Never said that!! Others have said that about me and I wouldn't disagree, but I never said that.
2. Though claiming to be rich, always has holes in his pants. Actually, quite the opposite. I am almost poor. Ask Joe sometime how I feel about this. Never said I was rich. You probably take home more a year than I do!
3. Gay tendencies towards little boys. You caught me. But only the cute ones. What was you brother's name again?
The only other thing I'll add:
Where was melody last night???
Mark
LIPS2000:
1. "Precision" driver <so he says> Never said that!! Others have said that about me and I wouldn't disagree, but I never said that.
2. Though claiming to be rich, always has holes in his pants. Actually, quite the opposite. I am almost poor. Ask Joe sometime how I feel about this. Never said I was rich. You probably take home more a year than I do!
3. Gay tendencies towards little boys. You caught me. But only the cute ones. What was you brother's name again?
The only other thing I'll add:
Where was melody last night???

Mark
Originally posted by Lips2000
Well...
1. I was drunk
2. When? Where? You may have infered it from comments I have made but I have never said that because it would not be true. Plus, I wouldn't brag about something like that. I may be an *sshole but I'm not a d*ck
3. In America, we spell it "said"...Hooked on Phonics Rules!!
Mark
Hint: If something was in the trunk, it had to be small enough to fit inside the trunk. Although Mo may have fit...I would never do that to Mo...again.
Well...
1. I was drunk
2. When? Where? You may have infered it from comments I have made but I have never said that because it would not be true. Plus, I wouldn't brag about something like that. I may be an *sshole but I'm not a d*ck
3. In America, we spell it "said"...Hooked on Phonics Rules!!
Mark
Hint: If something was in the trunk, it had to be small enough to fit inside the trunk. Although Mo may have fit...I would never do that to Mo...again.
2. I think it was a time that you were hitting on some girl or little boy. Maybe both. For the rest of your comment please refer here
3. You forget, I foryn. Me no speekie verwy gud.
Hmmmm...I hadn't heard from Mo since before the ICCH meet.
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Let's take these point by point...my comments are in purple:
LIPS2000:
1. "Precision" driver <so he says> Never said that!! Others have said that about me and I wouldn't disagree, but I never said that.
I think I've said that to Mark once or twice, but that was it after 1 or 2 beers? I don't remember much anymore. Anyway, he's an okay driver.
2. Though claiming to be rich, always has holes in his pants. Actually, quite the opposite. I am almost poor. Ask Joe sometime how I feel about this. Never said I was rich. You probably take home more a year than I do!
Let's talk about it over lunch tomorrow?
3. Gay tendencies towards little boys. You caught me. But only the cute ones. What was you brother's name again?
Let's not talk about it over lunch tomorrow?
The only other thing I'll add:
Where was melody last night???
I'll not get into this one.
LIPS2000:
1. "Precision" driver <so he says> Never said that!! Others have said that about me and I wouldn't disagree, but I never said that.
I think I've said that to Mark once or twice, but that was it after 1 or 2 beers? I don't remember much anymore. Anyway, he's an okay driver.
2. Though claiming to be rich, always has holes in his pants. Actually, quite the opposite. I am almost poor. Ask Joe sometime how I feel about this. Never said I was rich. You probably take home more a year than I do!
Let's talk about it over lunch tomorrow?
3. Gay tendencies towards little boys. You caught me. But only the cute ones. What was you brother's name again?
Let's not talk about it over lunch tomorrow?
The only other thing I'll add:
Where was melody last night???

I'll not get into this one.




