What grinds my gear is how everyone watches mma and they suddenly think they know how to fight. I did 4 years in Tae Kwon do and got my ass kicked in a real fight

i guess i wasn't wearing my tapout shirt right.

 

it should've been inside out

 

if my affliction t-shirt wasn't in the washing machine I would've won

 

you tried to kick and he figured he'd ground and pound. not your fault. everyone get's their ass whooped at least once in their life

 

nah beer bottle sucker punch. everybody thinks they are tough with their beer muscles on and that ground and pound doesn't always work in real life.

somebody found that out the last beach party i threw dude leaped at his legs and the dude panicked and knee him in the face. His body went all limp like a crash test dummy. it was the most ill thing i have ever seen honestly.

 

and to be honest i think mma is gay now most fighting sports are kinda of gay now...

 

i know my momma whooped my ass plenty

 

saw a dude get stabbed by a screw driver, girls pulling out each other's weeve, lots of sucker punches, but my least favorite were Fort Lauderdale PD beating the shit out of this Asian dude for no apparent reason.

 

the craziest thing i saw besides awesome bruce lee knee to the head was two girls fighting in my freshman year of high school.

one chick got a hoop earing and ripped it out, it was preeety badass

 

ouch