So I coming home from work today and this pimply faced kid in a megacab truck decided to cross the solid white line just as I'm chaning lanes (I had the dotted). I had the top down so I could see just fine and the lane was clear. He came from the furthest lane to get around traffic and nearly rear ended me. Being the non-confrontational guy that I am, I got out of this jerks way.. namely I didn't feel like getting hit by something that I could just about drive underneath in the first place. I got his license plate so I can look up his info pretty easily. Here is the kicker, the dumbass had a for sale sign in his back window. Normally, I can blow off bad drivers and not let them get to me cuz I'm pretty easy going but this idiot really rubbed me the wrong way.

Soo.... I'm looking for revenge ideas that are legal and safe. I thought placing an ad in the newspaper in the male looking for male section but what else can you all come up with? I thought about posting the phone number and asking everyone here to call the number at variuos times of the day asking for "John." Then in a week, I'd call and say I was John and ask if anyone called for me.

What else you got?

 

hahahaha do it...thats pretty funny.

 

do it. do it

 

do it? which one? Gotta place your votes!

 

let's call that a hole now...post his number

 

craigslist erotic services ad?

or help him sell his truck, except for a quarter of the asking price

 

You really want to get revenge on this guy? Don't do anything. Just go about your life like nothing happened and be happy. Sounds like a pretty good plan.

 

couldn't agree better ...lol

 

i say post the number and the ask for john thing that would be ****in funny...but u gotta record the phone call when u ask if any1 had called...

 

Realistically, I'll rely on karma to catch up to that idiot. Besides, I've cooled off now and talking about it helped (of jeez, did I just sound like a woman there?).