At the weekend I was being driven, yes, I know I should have been in the S but it just didn't work out like that ok.

As I was saying I was being driven in a Toyota Carolla (evenin' Zero) 1.6 with a bunch of letters along the M4 between junction 10 & 18.

So in the space of 8 junctions we overtook 5, yes once more for those that missed it, 5 Porker Shoe Boxsters.

Not one exemplifying what a sports car should be.

With each and everyone overtke my laughing got more and more raucous.

It was a 1.6 Toyota FCOL.

 

They dont like going too fast, messes up their hair

 

You mean they had the hood down - surely not ?

 

If they are going to fast then they won't get *noticed*

Surely this is the primary aim for all middle aged hairdressers

 

All 5 had their soft tops up and plenty of neat locks kept tidy underneath.

 

That's if they had any hair (yes, i do mean the women!)