Having crashed my car twice last winter (!).... (too much VTEC on cold tyres), I am driving around this season like a Prius owner. Nothing will persuade me to go fast until March!

I'm sure you guys know what that means - Saxos, Corsas, TTs... all confused, trying to race you, overtake and stuff! It can be really bad on my local lanes with cold tyres when I have even been overtaken by a Kia

What I really need is a temporary bumper sticker with a good explanation. (I think it would make me feel better) What should it say? Or is there anybody good with Photoshop care to knock something together and sell it on Cafepress?

Here are my ideas so far...

- If you want a race, meet me here when the clocks go forward
- Back off Chav! It's a summer car
- My car's too powerful for this weather

 

"WARNING driver $hitting himself."

 

"USELESS DRIVER ON BOARD"

 

Sounds about right No amount of driver training can change that one!!!

 

Drive it like a Civic in the wet & like an 'S' in the dry!

Can be great fun in the wet when you get used to the handling, nothing better than hanging the back end out and controlling it

 

walk

Just a thought

 

How about: "MY CAR'S TOO FAST FOR ME SO I DRIVE IT LIKE A GIRL"

 

Pretty unsympathetic crowd here .....























But hey, you were asking for it

 

"My other car is a Kia"

 

"Shaking too much to press throttle"



"Slow till Spring?"