Do Chavs Own S2000s?
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Originally Posted by cheshire_carper,Jul 12 2004, 02:16 PM
Being a Chav is conformity of the highest order. So if you do not conform then you are not a chav.
Normally followed by "I mod my car to make it stand out from the crowd"
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There are chavs everywhere. I can smell their underclass ways. Their trackies albeit quite pricey, are dirty, old and shiny from embedded, unwashed grime and urine.
There is some chav in even the most well off. Those who have now but never did are normally high on the chav scale.
Todays older chav with a little cash drives an X5, Z4 or Boxster, those with very little cash drive an X3 or Freelander. If the drivers could, they`d tuck the rear arches of all of these vehicles into the tyre lips and paint the alloys in Lyle and Scott weave.
Chavs I can smell you and I`m going to expose you.
There is some chav in even the most well off. Those who have now but never did are normally high on the chav scale.
Todays older chav with a little cash drives an X5, Z4 or Boxster, those with very little cash drive an X3 or Freelander. If the drivers could, they`d tuck the rear arches of all of these vehicles into the tyre lips and paint the alloys in Lyle and Scott weave.
Chavs I can smell you and I`m going to expose you.
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From: Wakefield, West Yorks.
Originally Posted by AquilaEagle,Jul 12 2004, 06:11 PM
no no no Fletch
Burberry does not sell to chavs
Burberry "STYLE" does
You dont think they can afford real burb do ya?
Burberry does not sell to chavs
Burberry "STYLE" does
You dont think they can afford real burb do ya?
Right, as Mr Burberry I'd be well upset now.
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From: Market Harborough, Leics.
you're a little out on that one Mr Carper. Chav's don't drive freelanders, they're a little too practical as they can actually go off road and therefore have some substance. chavs like chav style with no substance so prefer RAV4's and vitara's that they can put big wheels on but are never in any danger of going off road. all bought on finance of course.
'Todays older chav with a little cash drives an X5, Z4 or Boxster, those with very little cash drive an X3 or Freelander.'
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Originally Posted by dreamer,Jul 13 2004, 08:06 AM
Pics of the veilside kit would be appreciated, I've heard about it but not seen it (mostly cos I haven't looked for it i guess!)
Some pics over here. https://www.s2ki.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=220136But it might not be the veilside you are expecting.
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Originally Posted by lower,Jul 13 2004, 07:56 AM
freelanders, they're a little too practical as they can actually go off road and therefore have some substance. chavs like chav style with no substance so prefer RAV4's and vitara's
Freelanders do NOT go offroad. I had a 2CV that would chew up mud and sand better than one of those LR/FL pisspots.
Now a Range Rover/Land Rover, yer talking there.
I advise any chav that wants a Freeloader to just have done with it, save the cash for neons and LEDs and buy a feckin' Rover Streetwise. Same shit.