Not that anyone else would !!!


Last night saw a great dollop of bird sh*t on my bonnet of my cleanish car , not wanting to leave it there rooted around in my pocket and found some kitchen towel ' ah' me thinks 'that will so it must be ok to use on the car '...........well actually no as although I gentally rubbed the bonnet it scratched the fcuk out of my car


Managed to get most scratches out with a soft polishing cloth but may need some more attention , am I the only stupid guy to do this !!!

 

The best thing to do is pour warm water on it - so that it softens up. Leave it for a bit and then a bit more water. It should come straight off with a soft cloth.

 

The best thing to do is to shoot the f****in bird

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Roadkill

 

Why do shiny cars often get bombed by friggin' birds ?

Issit coz the shiny surfaces get mistaken for bodies of water such as lakes ? Must have been some civic-minded bird

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Rocephin
Why do shiny cars often get bombed by friggin' birds ?

 

I take it mine looks like a lake then ?

We all know why yellow ones get the miss....

 

Went to see the mother in law in Painton (Devon)
When a seagull (The size of Big Bird from sesame street) dropped an unhealthy one on my bonnet. The sun promptly semi dried it.

Borrowed a non standard BLUE sponge and scrubbed hard.

The next day............ scratched to fcuk. Looked like someone had been spinning in high heels on my car.
Maybe a slight exaggeration, but ive hurt my S.

Some wax, hugging and kissing has helped. But its still there.............

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Mooms
When a seagull (The size of Big Bird from sesame street) dropped an unhealthy one on my bonnet. The sun promptly semi dried it.

 

Yup, I've been caught out that way too It's not a mistake you make twice though!

Meguiars ScratchX was good at helping to get rid of the resulting scratches. In the alternative, Zaino Z5 might help to hide them, I guess.