My car was egged last week outside a restaurant. No big deal I thought - its better that being keyed I suppose. Thats what I though anyway, but when I washed the car again tonight, I noticed that there was a circular pattern of chips where the eggshell broke. Now I suspect it was thrown from a moving car as the paint has been removed down to the undercoat and cant be waxed out. Looks like I'll be calling chipsaway...

 

bar stewards

Any restaurant we know (and should now be avoiding ) ?

 

This happened to me in Manchester last year. Eggs, even though washed off pretty damn quick, left little circular marks on the bonnet.

Fockers.

 

Happened to us a couple of years ago...............so we stopped grabbed the little and threw him in the river

Ok, we were in the middle of Chester Raft Race but the sentiments the same

Seriously, if you need a hand disembowling the little :spams: let me know, I'm still up for it after having my car keyed a few months back

 

Italian in Bridge of Allan. Not the usual Chav haunt...

 

Happened to me in my Fiat Uno once. But i was 17 and throwing eggs at the other cars we were 'crusin' round town with

 

students, or people who don't like students

I don't think you're entirely safe anywhere now

 

I've posted it before and I'll post it again - this is why guns were invented.

 

little s**ts

 

Who wants to join me ? I'm good at surgical removal of testicles in 5 minutes flat ... no anaesthetic of course !

fcukin' scrotes