What OBD hardware did you buy?

 

This one...

 

Brilliant...Where from?

looks small, is it quite discreet so won't get bashed?

 

Yes, very small. Got it from Amazon

 

Looks great, cheers mate.

 

No problem, Al. I've only used it all briefly, but it was easy to link to and worked well - read the fault code straight away, turned off the CEL instantly when I hit the button and the dashboard seemed to work well (car was stationary but the rev counter, power and torque read outs all functioned).

Haven't played with any of the other functions yet.

 

Can it diagnose how big a cock the driver is?

 

No, it's no good for you, Phil.

 

You don't need an OBD2 reader to gauge FatBloke's cockocity

 

True enough; it's approximately the square root of yours, so a calculator is probably the better device to choose because that's a hell of a big number to deal with