you should have asked her if she knows that we drive on the left in the UK.... if, as you say, she was in the outside lane of the dual carriageway.

I think that is mentioned earlier in the highway code than speed limits.

 

I'd have said I was just testing out what my new car could do in 1st gear and that I can't wait to try out 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th and 6th

 

Similar thing happened to me... guy followed me home to tell me I was driving too fast. Guess what....?

Scenic.

What a tw@t

 

It would take a chipped T5 and a Bell H-47 chopper to follow me home

 

and he managed to keep up without driving too fast?

 

Did he keep up? In which case, did he not see the irony in what he said?

 

Slipped her a slim shady

 

Then told her you know this bloke off the internet and he's up for anything. Has a nice line in super hero masks and you could send him round if she liked.


Nah to be honest, think you got it right. Far more polite than I would have been.

 

Look into my eyes
Look into my eyes
not around the eyes
321 annnnd you're under

you will not , I repeat not, be such a prissy self-rightous dried up old prune and tell others how to drive - and anyway you are in the right hand lane with not traffic in the left you dumb bitch. Now go along with your business and push one of them shopping trolleys around that little old ladies use.

321 you're back in the room