33000 miles, Blue (NUREMBRING), Petrol, Manual, 2dr, ABS, Air Conditioning / Climate, Alarm / Immobiliser, Alloy Wheels, CD Player, Central Locking, Driver and Passenger Airbags, Electric Windows and Mirrors, Leather Upholstery, PAS, Full Service History, STUNNING UK CAR 1 OWNER FHSH BLUE LEATHER HARD TOP WE HAVE THE BEST SELECTION CHECK THIS PRICE OUT..

Nice colour eh?

 

S2000-4U ad?

 

Here's another, same company...

2000 miles, Blue (NUREMBERG), Petrol, Manual, 2dr, ABS, Air Conditioning / Climate, Alarm / Immobiliser, Alloy Wheels, CD Player, Central Locking, Driver and Passenger Airbags, Electric Windows and Mirrors, Leather Upholstery, PAS, AS NEW JUST 5 MONTHS OLD FULL UK SPEC BLUE LEATHER BEAT THE WAITING LIST AND SAVE MONEY THIS IS A STUNNING SUPERB etc etc etc

 

yup - they need their colours sorting over there

 

I think that the "blue leather hard top" in you first ad would look odd

 

I was thinking that!

Climate, Alarm; is that a reference to the global warming conspiracy?

Inglish writ good.

 

That could be very useful.

"warning, warning, apply sunblock now. . ."

 

OMG, that's spooky seeing as about an hour ago I posted in this thread about a dealer who couldn't even pronounce Nurburgring...

(not sure how to link directly to my post, but its about the 5th or 6th down the thread).

 

How about Grand Pricks White?