As you know, I'm a student, and this means that I tend to do stupid things. Sadly though, the creative juices are running a bit thin at the mo, due to overwork (yeah right!) and the effects of alcohol, so I need your help, again!
It's my housemate's birthday tomorrow and there's a large group of us getting very, very drunk... However, we feel the need to wear some item common to us all. What item shall we use? My idea of bras outside our clothes was turned down... Can't think why?!
So we're bit stuck... can you help???? (CC condoms not an option...!) (or mini electric blankets...!)



xxx

 

Hard hats or wellies.

Both also make useful receptacles if you intend to get v.v. drunk..........

 

both could well get lost..... very likely to in fact, my housemate likes the idea of wellies though, but only in red... Then she's got an excuse to fall over!

 

I don't know what's wrong with my mini electric blankets - I can't imagine hulking a 12V car battery around with you could possibly fail to attract attention!

 

One boxing glove - this way you can drink AND fight.

I'm going to bed now. Big day tomorrow. Will dream of getting v.v drunk and what I would wear........

 

I don't need a car battery to attract attention!

 

The thirst aid hat incase anyone needs medical attention

 

Couple of clothes pegs and a hanky for the girls and hankies for the blokes.

 

Then if anyone gets there hankies dirty you can hang them up to dry.

 

Hankies... wouldn't last half an hour! It's hard enough to get my house mate to remember to bring herself home!!!