... and out walked my neighbours cat. must have been in there all night.

Pulled car out of garage - and having spent most of yesterday cleaning it (zymol) etc - was pretty miffed to find...

the cat had walked miles all over the car (paw prints everywhere)

cat hairs everywhere

cat poo on the roof!


... thank god i closed the windows!!!

no option but to get the hose out again



moral - check for animals before you close the garage doors!

 

Rig up the bodywork to the battery - that'll get the bugger if he tries it again!

 

Next time you see the cat kick it!

I *hate* my neighbours cat ....... it is a fat thing and it sits on my softop

 

I like it!

 

It's always a worry for me. We have two cats, and because the garage is always closed, they're desperate to get in and have a look what's in there. Then they'll hide because they know they're somewhere they shouldn't be. Then they'll climb on the car when I've locked them in the garage.

 

If I leave the car outside on a cold day the little s*d warms his bum by sitting on the bonnet!

 

My in-laws cat always used to do this and piss me off. After years of scaring the hell out of him he doesn't do it anymore. I think he is scared of me. I am just a pussy cat myself really.

 

my cat patrols my garage for mice....I only like my wife's pussy.......it was her choice to have one...I don't like cats especially but I tolerate ours

 

Is there ANY gratuitous innunendo that you'll pass up, Zero?

 

I'm really glad that you only like your wife's pussy!!