Optional Extras
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Took my S2000 to visit my dad over the weekend. Unforntunatly some idiot in a white car hit left rear arch... I've some scratches on the bumper and a little dint in the wing.
Anyway, barring this incident, my day thought I was missing one optional extra:
"Isn't it supposed to come with a free blonde?"
Anyone else got -ahem- this kind of optional extra?
-Brian.
Anyway, barring this incident, my day thought I was missing one optional extra:
"Isn't it supposed to come with a free blonde?"
Anyone else got -ahem- this kind of optional extra?
-Brian.
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Nah not into blondes, dark hair is so much more attractive.
I know a bloke with a blow up one you can borrow
I feel your pain Brian, hopefully it will be as good as new pretty soon.
Selfish irresponsible people just make me sick.
I know a bloke with a blow up one you can borrow
I feel your pain Brian, hopefully it will be as good as new pretty soon.
Selfish irresponsible people just make me sick.
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This blind guy walks in to a club, sits at the bar and shouts anyone like to hear a good blonde joke and the whole place goes deadly silent. The bar tender leans over and says steady mate, I'm blonde, both the bar maids are blonde, the door man's blonde and the bouncers also blonde. So the guy says I'll not bother then,... I'd only have to explain five times.
PS I'm married to one, and my daughter is one
Wooly
PS I'm married to one, and my daughter is one
Wooly
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Originally posted by bmarshall
Errr... thanks AnDy. Wouldn't the "inflatable companion" be a bit prone to blowing away...?
-Brian.
Errr... thanks AnDy. Wouldn't the "inflatable companion" be a bit prone to blowing away...?
-Brian.
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I think the handbook says no to inflatable companions. Reacts badly with the airbag
Hit on a drive! That's sick/amazing. Are you sure you didn't stop off on the way?
That happened to my G/F's old 106 outside the house. Twice in the same spot!! The second time noticed paint in a hideous Ford green simliar to a neighbour's car. Couldn't prove anything though. Eventually came to the conclusion that firebombs were perhaps a little too extreme a response, so forgot it.
I hope the repairs come out well.
Hit on a drive! That's sick/amazing. Are you sure you didn't stop off on the way?
That happened to my G/F's old 106 outside the house. Twice in the same spot!! The second time noticed paint in a hideous Ford green simliar to a neighbour's car. Couldn't prove anything though. Eventually came to the conclusion that firebombs were perhaps a little too extreme a response, so forgot it.
I hope the repairs come out well.