I lift-share to work, and it's my turn not to drive this week so I was in my mates Punto sporting. There we were at 70mph down the A11 in Cambs when a filthy black (or maybe dark blue?) S2000 went past with a woosh at such speed that it's slipstream made the punto lean towards it!

"You've got one of those", he pointed out as it disappeared over the horizon.

 

Someone stretching the legs of their S or late for work!

 

Or perhaps stolen?

It was too fast and too dirty for me to catch any of the registration plate.

 

You didn't leave your keys in the ignition when you parked yours last did you?

 

Err what? I didn't realise it had keys!?
You told me the start button had finger print recognition!

 

I would have said it was the doherty mobile (330BHP turboed S) but that is far to far south for him!

 

That'll be the Gatso neutraliser kit