PORSCHE drivers are the motorists most likely to prang their new car on the first day they get it. Dealers expect more of the same as Brits rush to buy a car with the new 05 licence plate today. Research for insurance firm Churchill showed that 600 new cars crash on the first day of sale. Darren McCauley, of Churchill, said: "Luxury sports cars, particularly Porsches, top the list for being most likely to crash."

So much for traction control...

 

I wonder if this has anything to do with the fact that 90% of Hondas sold are shopping cars?

 

Or merely parking knocks, because Porches are shaped like a great big bar of soap?

 

Where's the soap ??

Certainly does !!

 

We'll have Nun of that 'round here.........

 

Nun, arggghhhh in a Father Jack style !!

 

Isn't traction control an option on Boxsters? Maybe there are too many hairdressers NOT selecting this option

 

is porka the most popular exclusively performance manufacturer?

no boxster jokes please

 

What about Asafoetida jokes?

(Apologies for the tautological sentence!)

 

Asafoetida gets its name from the Persian aza, for mastic or resin, and the Latin foetidus, for stinking. It is a gum that is from the sap of the roots and stem of the ferula species, a giant fennel that exudes a vile odour. Early records mention that Alexander the Great carried this