Hey guys, does anyone in the chicagoland area need furniture? If you do hold up until January 18th. I can get you a 15% discount at Harlem Furniture! They are making this day, for friends and families of employees. Guess what? Your all my friends so come on down and get your 15% off

I work at the Arlington Hts. Location. But remember its a one day thing, so just lemme know if your gonna be coming. Oh and 15% off furniture is pretty big guys.

 

No one needs furniture?

 

Why can't you live in the NYC area??? I'd be all over that discount.

 

Yea id hook it up. Whoever comes in is gonna be "my friend since forever." At least thats what im gonna tell the boss.

 

IS there a website to see this "furniture"?

 

yea i think its harlemfurniture.com, you know whats great about you not living in this state? You'll save all taxes on the sale. But you'll have to arrange movers to pickup from the warehouse.

 

So we got luder down for a dinnette. Who else?

 

Oh....possibly not just a dinette now. I may have a need for some other things as well. The wife and I will come in to take a look......REMEMBER....no mention of any discounts!

 

I wont say a thing. Just come in and make sure you drop my name rite at the door. Lets see what you guys pick out. Come back on the 18th and i'll take care of that. You'll be my cuzin if anyone asks

 

Cousin huh? You think that'll fly?