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Old Mar 2, 2005 | 05:12 AM
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My wife, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway, the other day, just jumping for joy!

I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck and I starting jumping up and down along with her. When she said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!", I said, "Great. Tell me what you're so happy about."

She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, when she told me that she was pregnant! I was ecstatic! We had been trying for a while, so I grabbed her and kissed her on the lips and told
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Old Mar 2, 2005 | 06:29 AM
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Old Mar 2, 2005 | 07:38 AM
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What do you get if you take three blondes and turn them upside down?



































At least two brunettes.
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Old Mar 4, 2005 | 09:11 AM
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What do you call 4 blondes in a Volkswagon?


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Old Mar 4, 2005 | 11:51 AM
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What do you call an intelligent blonde??

A GOLDEN RETRIEVER
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