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Old 04-22-2005, 07:55 AM
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Hey yall,

Since everyone of us is unique in a special way, do you have any "special abilities" that make you "ROCK"? Since I have several special abilities, I'd like to share with yall.

1) I can squeak with my throat(sounds just like a sound a bus makes when stopping). It's a really high pitch sound that I can make even when my mouth is closed. It annoys people since they have no idea where it's coming from. he he

2) I can bend my arms to make it look broken. Great at parties, just fake falling over and stand up with crooked arms.

3) I can burp continously..continous until i feel sick. Has no special applications, other than grossing people out. Which is highly underated these days.

So, let the mutants gather and share us your "special abilities"
Old 04-22-2005, 08:03 AM
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I can put my palms over my ears and push in- creates a vacuum and makes a squeek like an underarm fart. I can't remember how I learned I could do this.

My fiance can contort her mouth, so that she can close up her nostrils with her upper lip, but her mouth is still closed. She does it when she swims underwater, so no water gets in her mouth or nose. It loos absolutely ridiculous, and I would post a pic, but she would probably kill me.

BTW, good idea for a thread on a boring Friday.
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My neck makes a continuous popping/cracking noise, not too cool and it kinda hurts.
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I am an excellent shot using iron sights at 100 yards and over.
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I can make my hands fart.
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Originally Posted by OverBooster,Apr 22 2005, 12:18 PM
I am an excellent shot using iron sights at 100 yards and over.


We should hit a range as an S2000 meet one day.


I can crack the knuckles in my thumbs without touching them. Just move them with the muscles tensed is enough and they will pop-pop-pop as long as I want to. I sometimes do it as a nervous habit and it annoys people. (By far NOT my most annoying trait. )
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Originally Posted by dcak,Apr 22 2005, 11:03 AM
I can put my palms over my ears and push in- creates a vacuum and makes a squeek like an underarm fart. I can't remember how I learned I could do this.
i can do sorta the same thing except with my eye socket, when i do it i can actually feel my eyeball moving in an out.
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I can take a shit a mile long
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Originally Posted by Dezoris,Apr 22 2005, 12:58 PM
I can take a shit a mile long
i can make "unflushables" too


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