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Old 07-28-2005, 10:43 AM
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another junk email from yours truly....

You gotta love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding
that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and
even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a large wedding with about 300 guests...

At the reception after the wedding, the groom got up on Stage with a
microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for
coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He
especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his
new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his
deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just
from him.

So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the
wedding party, was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and
asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10
glossy of his Bride having sex with the best man.
The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier
and had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to
the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage
annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled
the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $50,000 for a 300 guest
wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best
man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Old 07-28-2005, 10:48 AM
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you know what they say...


"revenge is the best meal...served cold"



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NICE!!
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That is awsome. I gotta forward that on to some buddies
Old 07-28-2005, 11:02 AM
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I heard about this at least a year ago. I called then and I'll call it now. Until I see the clip of Leno talking about it...
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dave was the best man - he had to shave his head so he wouldnt be noticed anymore
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Yeah, I hit the bitch.
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no no you WISH you hit the bitch!
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Originally Posted by ap1chick,Jul 28 2005, 02:26 PM
no no you WISH you hit the bitch!
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"Last Year" must have been 1998... I've been getting this for at least 6 or 7 years.


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