I have noticed an abundance of insect life near my home, this is yet another unexplainable creature found outside my house......



It was 1 long worm/snake looking thing with no head eyes or other features. It was weaving it's way through the screen door

 

It's a brain worm. It will infect your brain and make you tell people how much you love Chicago despite the cold, cold winters and hot hot summers. It feeds mostly on deep dish pizza and hot dogs.

 

Pete is right to an extent, that worm actually changes your sexual preference, it was planted there by Pete, and Lee on a last minute mission i overheard right before you guys left for FWT.

 

I heard, it mutates your gonads and helps to grow female genitalia.

If that happens give me a call.

 

I heard it makes all people from Chicago make up gay stories about what it truly does...

 

I think it gives us a sense of humor which people in surrounding states lack.

 

good thing... otherwise mirrors would be banned in Chicago!

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by joeking1978
good thing...

 

sexy...

 

Where is michigan anyway?
I feel like I was just there but did not see anything