Cops! Cops! Cops! That shit was orchestrated!

 

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rF1O-Q5c6UQ[/media]

 

That was like looking into the future

 

 

 

DIY Oil Change:

1. remove gas cap
2. pour 12 quarts of HP 75x90 oil.
3. Let car sit for 5 min for the oil to level off
4. Measure your oil level to make sure its full
5. Its ok to have some oil spill out. This means your topped off!
6. Take the cap off your engine and pour some gas in, I found I can fit 19 gallons if I fill it to the brim
7. Start your engine and make sure your car is in gear, this will help push the fluid faster!!
8. Place oil MFG sticker on windshield for 5 hp
9. Dump any left over oil in your garbage. Make sure to spread it around so it absorbs faster.

 

forgot to add my graph! This will get you to the blue line.

 

I find it more efficient to dump oil in large rivers, I pour it in by the barrel.

 

That's a big orifice.