Apologies to Johnny2000 and the board
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And remember as part of the family, I am the official punching emotional punching bag (yes that means no actually punching).
If at any time you feel someone has crossed you or you are generally agitated about anything, turn all of your frustrations onto me.
Here are a couple things about me to help your pursuit.
1. I'm kind of a dick.
2. I'm really sarcastic.
3. I like the sound of my own voice (textual included)
4. I'm really sarcastic.
5. I'm a short white guy.
6. I have a beer belly, but I'm still skinny. (think pregnant 13 year old w/ a goatee)
7. I have that awful 04 wing.
8. I could spend days beating the piss out of a really really bad joke (hooker jokes, the word douche, dead hooker jokes)
9. I'm a computer programmer.
10. I love des moines iowa.
11. I have a small pieche. And I know small cause I used to work with kids.
PS I dont know what urmil did, but he's always been a good guy in my booklet, other than that one time at band camp.
PS2 Pete was that "municipalities park bench" joke on the fly from you or was that a previously stored joke. cause that shit was gd genious.
If at any time you feel someone has crossed you or you are generally agitated about anything, turn all of your frustrations onto me.
Here are a couple things about me to help your pursuit.
1. I'm kind of a dick.
2. I'm really sarcastic.
3. I like the sound of my own voice (textual included)
4. I'm really sarcastic.
5. I'm a short white guy.
6. I have a beer belly, but I'm still skinny. (think pregnant 13 year old w/ a goatee)
7. I have that awful 04 wing.
8. I could spend days beating the piss out of a really really bad joke (hooker jokes, the word douche, dead hooker jokes)
9. I'm a computer programmer.
10. I love des moines iowa.
11. I have a small pieche. And I know small cause I used to work with kids.
PS I dont know what urmil did, but he's always been a good guy in my booklet, other than that one time at band camp.
PS2 Pete was that "municipalities park bench" joke on the fly from you or was that a previously stored joke. cause that shit was gd genious.
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Holy crap Moonliver, your profile fits almost exactly like mine. For this sake I'll copy and modify to fit my profile.
1. I'm kind of a dick. (I am one and I'm proud)
2. I'm really sarcastic. (People are either gay or a douche)
3. I like the sound of my own voice (Doesn't every ego maniac?)
4. I'm really sarcastic. (see 2)
5. I'm a short white guy. (I'm a short jap. considered tall by pygmie standards tho)
6. I have a beer belly, but I'm still skinny. (I'm just a fat ass)
7. I have that awful 04 wing. (I drive a miata)
8. I could spend days beating the piss out of a really really bad joke (hooker jokes, the word douche, dead hooker jokes) same here
9. I'm a computer programmer. (I'm an architect)
10. I love des moines iowa. (I love stuffed toys)
11. I have a small pieche. And I know small cause I used to work with kids. (I'm a jap..... that alone says alot)
that is all
1. I'm kind of a dick. (I am one and I'm proud)
2. I'm really sarcastic. (People are either gay or a douche)
3. I like the sound of my own voice (Doesn't every ego maniac?)
4. I'm really sarcastic. (see 2)
5. I'm a short white guy. (I'm a short jap. considered tall by pygmie standards tho)
6. I have a beer belly, but I'm still skinny. (I'm just a fat ass)
7. I have that awful 04 wing. (I drive a miata)
8. I could spend days beating the piss out of a really really bad joke (hooker jokes, the word douche, dead hooker jokes) same here
9. I'm a computer programmer. (I'm an architect)
10. I love des moines iowa. (I love stuffed toys)
11. I have a small pieche. And I know small cause I used to work with kids. (I'm a jap..... that alone says alot)
that is all
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Originally Posted by moonliver,Oct 21 2005, 02:00 PM
And remember as part of the family, I am the official punching emotional punching bag (yes that means no actually punching).
Originally Posted by moonliver,Oct 21 2005, 02:00 PM
PS2 Pete was that "municipalities park bench" joke on the fly from you or was that a previously stored joke. cause that shit was gd genious.
