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Old Sep 19, 2005 | 10:54 AM
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Feel free to rip into anyone you choose here. All in good fun. Since we and meet goof around a lot i figured we should designate a thread for insults. Let the good times roll you dirty s
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Old Sep 19, 2005 | 10:57 AM
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Daman's so dumb that under "Education" on his job application, he put "Hooked on Phonics."
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Old Sep 19, 2005 | 10:59 AM
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What are you searching the internet for lame lines like that now? I thought you were better than that peter.


Had you ever seen my sister, you would realize how much you just ripped on yourself. lol.gif


^ Guess the looks must run in the family.
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Old Sep 19, 2005 | 11:00 AM
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Daman's so dumb that he sold his car for gas money.
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Old Sep 19, 2005 | 11:01 AM
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Daman's so dumb that he got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
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Old Sep 19, 2005 | 11:02 AM
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Oh god.... you just took me back to the second grade with those. How old were you then... 30.... 32..?
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Old Sep 19, 2005 | 11:03 AM
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Originally Posted by shift_9k,Sep 19 2005, 01:59 PM
What are you searching the internet for lame lines like that now? I thought you were better than that peter.






^ Guess the looks must run in the family.
Just getting it started.


Yep the looks run in the family, and fo SHO I would make one UGLY woman.

I've seen you on the weekends, and it's scary (and really disgusting) how good looking of a woman you can make yourself into.

Don't worry, sell just a few more dining room sets and you can afford your operation.
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Old Sep 19, 2005 | 11:05 AM
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So what are you saying.... I make a good looking woman? Wouldnt a so called "straight man" like yourself be into a good looking woman?

I shudder at the thought.



Plus a few dining rooms isnt bad. You'll have to tap into your nest egg to get anywhere.
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Old Sep 19, 2005 | 11:06 AM
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Originally Posted by shift_9k,Sep 19 2005, 02:02 PM
Oh god.... you just took me back to the second grade with those. How old were you then... 30.... 32..?
Well, since you are in fourth grade NOW, and you failed third grade twice...

I was 29 when you were in second grade.
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Old Sep 19, 2005 | 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted by shift_9k,Sep 19 2005, 02:05 PM
Wouldnt a so called "straight man" like yourself be into a good looking woman?
Key word: WOMAN
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ACTUAL women. Not one's who have been "snipped" into women. That's just gross.

I'm sorry to inform you Daman, I'm not interested in you as a man, and only like women that were BORN female. Even after the surgery, you're still not gonna get anywhere with me.
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