Just thought I'd start a topic just to know what gets on YOUR last nerves



mines would be:

1. people who dont signal and cut me off (what a hypocrit, i do this shit too! )
2. people who dont refill the toilet paper in the dispenser after its all been used
3. All talk no action a.k.a. bullshitters
4. drivers who control my side of the window when im the passenger



Thats all I can name for now........

 

nothing bothers me...





















...ever.

 

andddddd

 

1. People who use caps lock for thread titles.
2. People who have time to post on the internet complaining about bullshitters.
3. VAD.
4. Not being able to scratch my balls in public (damn crabs).

 

 

 

One of my MANY pet peeves in no particular order.

1. damn yuppies that order everything that's "organic" (if it aint plastic, its organic)
2. chicks that walk together shoulder to shoulder blocking the whole sidewalk traffic. (lose some weight, lessen the perfume and learn to walk in smaller pacts)
3. vegans that trash talk my double cheeseburger. (that celery you're eating has a hint of rotting carcass)
4. dog lovers that hate cats(meaning they talk about killing cats for no reason, fvck with my cat, i'll come after you and your family!).
5. people that talk on the cell phone in the movie theater (they will be shot without any warning)
6. that zit monster teenager who thinks its funny to bring a lazer pointer in to the movie theater and using it. (you think its funny? How about i flash this lazer into your retina for... a week?)
7. crazy soccer moms that go 100mph on the highway and blocking two lanes. (You will be hunted down)
8. crazy soccer moms who are on their phone and don't check ther blind spots when changing lanes. (i'll take you and your phone friend into the woods and tie you to a burning tree. atleast the conversations will be more colorful.)
9. people that talk REALLY close to you. (I can hear you clearly sir, next time don't come within a 1 katana blade proximity)
10. people that try to be nice to others but in reality are total asshats. (be yourself, but i already hate you anyway)
11. old people that constantly talk about the past and wishing they can relive that again. (If you're not happy with the present you have two options. 1) reincarnation (but since you are an asshat, you may be reborn as a buthole. 2) buy a delorean and talk to Dr. Emmit Brown. Go back to the future and live your miserable life again. Remember to acceleratte to 80mph before hitting the wall. You'll get there in a flash.
12. People that complain that life isn't fair. (life isn't fair, well maybe if you are a minority, then you get everything you want.)


That is all. Feel free to trash talk, I'll just add you to my Sh1t list.

 

1. Control Freaks
2. Leader syndrome (if there such a word)
3. Bullshitters
4. Compulsive liars

 

its in the dictionary but its only one word.

 

One of the grocery stores has a sign by the fresh produce... "Organic Fruits and Vegetables". What the FOCK is an inorganic fruit/veggy?

Calling something "Organic" justifies a 20% price increase.