when does yuppie hunting season start?

Plan:
1) play some heavy music (pantera) to drive them out of the "organic forest"
2) lure them with some "therapy music"
3) castrate the males so no more harm will be done to world. Give them a swift jab in the face to get them back to reality. from now on, only beer and beef jerkey will be fed to them.
4) women will be fed extra rare beef that has been raised inhumanely.

that is all.

 

Kill the men, have our way with the women.




By the way, I'm a YUPpy. I take offense being categorized with retarded vegans.

 

I guess there should be some guidelines. You can't be a full fledged yuppie for the reasons below:

1) you got a $8 a week raise
2) you drive a honda thats not a hybrid
3) you have crabs.

 

wow talk about getting a thread to a good start! good job guys!

 

and damn hiro!! dont u think its time to just chillout on all the peeves?!

 

13. People that drive the Hummer H2 and complain of the gas prices.
14. people that stare for no reason. (I know i have man boobs, you don't have to stare)
15. Fvcking bikers who cut off their pipes and make them abnoxiously loud. (we can hear you! So stop revving your engine cuz you have a small wee wee)
16. ricers that rev their cars. (yes i know you have a 4 banger and now i know you're still a dipsh1t.)
17. telemarketers that call you day after day selling the same crap. (no is a no, i'll sew you for tele rape)

 

ok ok....holy gramoly fvck!




now what about my "vent" thread....

 

I think you're confusing yuppy and hippy

 

hippies don't drink soy latte.

They just smell like gypsies.

 

Yuppies don't touch that shit, either.