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Old Jan 13, 2006 | 03:22 PM
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I got this jdm email yesterday, dont know what it is, so Im asking You mr.Hiro for help...

竹田でございます。

平 は 別のご高配を賜り、厚くお 申し上げます。
さて、たいへん申し上げにくいお願 がありこの度ご連絡させてい た きました。
実はこのところの妻の行動に不審な があり平静を装いつつ調べて おりましたら、イン
ターネット上のある紹介所で妻のも と思われる写真を見つけたの です。
昨年の11月 から妻の口座に入れてい る 貯金の残金の減りが激 しく、5千万程あったは
ずの残金が300万に満たないものにな ておりまし た。
恐らく私の目を盗んでは、男性と親 な関係になることを条件に多 額の出金をしているの
ではないかと思います。
こんな事になったのは私が仕事一筋 生き過ぎた事にも原 がある のでしょうが、私より
34歳も年下の妻に今の裕福な暮らしを 与える事が出来たのも、私 が仕事に心血を注いでき
たからではないのかと
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Old Jan 13, 2006 | 05:11 PM
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for everyone else, please read:
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past, looks up and says to the monkey, "Hey! What are you doing?"

The monkey says 'm "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few puffs. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and he is going to get a drink from the river.

The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the shore, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while trying to get a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"

The Monkey looks down and says "Fuuuuuuuuck! Duuuude!.......How much water did you drink?!!"
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Old Jan 13, 2006 | 08:29 PM
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man where'd you find someone that could translate question marks? that's pretty good.
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Old Jan 13, 2006 | 10:03 PM
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Originally Posted by benighted,Jan 14 2006, 12:29 AM
man where'd you find someone that could translate question marks? that's pretty good.
Your computer is not JDM enough haha

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Old Jan 13, 2006 | 11:56 PM
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i was just kidding before...but...i couldn't get anything to show after 5 min. of trying, damn! i'll just believe that you used paint to freestyle in all of those characters. yeah, that's it...
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Old Jan 16, 2006 | 05:27 AM
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[QUOTE=RaDZio,Jan 13 2006, 06:22 PM] I got this jdm email yesterday, dont know what it is, so Im asking You mr.Hiro for help...

竹田でございます。

平 は 別のご高配を賜り、厚くお 申し上げます。
さて、たいへん申し上げにくいお願 がありこの度ご連絡させてい た きました。
実はこのところの妻の行動に不審な があり平静を装いつつ調べて おりましたら、イン
ターネット上のある紹介所で妻のも と思われる写真を見つけたの です。
昨年の11月 から妻の口座に入れてい る 貯金の残金の減りが激 しく、5千万程あったは
ずの残金が300万に満たないものにな ておりまし た。
恐らく私の目を盗んでは、男性と親 な関係になることを条件に多 額の出金をしているの
ではないかと思います。
こんな事になったのは私が仕事一筋 生き過ぎた事にも原 がある のでしょうが、私より
34歳も年下の妻に今の裕福な暮らしを 与える事が出来たのも、私 が仕事に心血を注いでき
たからではないのかと
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Old Jan 16, 2006 | 05:40 AM
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I knew the Japanese had corruption to them! Except you Hiro, you're the sweetest.
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Old Jan 16, 2006 | 06:09 AM
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Thanks bro!

Since no one questioned my new sig, i will translate it for thee.

"現在愛車: 1995 マツダ ロードスター. 悪臭排気ガス equip へこきパイプ, ローサス & 今一 エアークリーナー. セクシー度up 125%.

日本人の彼女募集中"

in ENGRISH

Current love car: 1995 mazda roadster, stinky exhasut gas equipped fart pipe, low suspension & crappy air cleaner. Degree of sexyness up 125%

Currently taking applications for a japanese girlfirend
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Old Jan 16, 2006 | 07:38 AM
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Originally Posted by TRM04,Jan 16 2006, 08:40 AM
I knew the Japanese had corruption to them! Except you Hiro, you're the sweetest.



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Old Jan 16, 2006 | 08:07 AM
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My computer only does Engrish.
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