how was everyone's 4th
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i went out to the new Dicks sporting goods (2 minutes from my house) and bought the TOTAL GYM.
I'm chuck norris!
Later on, i visited Kai and we drank some beer, watched some movies, ate and went crusing to the city.
I'm chuck norris!
Later on, i visited Kai and we drank some beer, watched some movies, ate and went crusing to the city.
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Friday - Drove home, through Chicago. Discovered Dan Ryan disappeared. 
CEL came on.
Saturday - Wedding on the lake. 40 MPH winds, 4' waves. Hard to talk.
Saturday Evening - Checked out Uncle's new boat. 44' house boat. Quite cool. Ended up on 40' pontoon boat with 15 highly drunk people testing how low the bridges were.
Sunday - Up at 6am to go fishing. Caught fish. Ate fish. Went to Sawdust Days, a carnival-like festival in the park. Discovered my hometown has been inundated with Mexicans.
Sunday Evening - Went to a bar to listen to some Jazz. Jazz was bad. Went looking for other bars, discovered Sunday nights really do suck.
Monday - Up at 6am to go fishing. Caught more fish. Went to Autozone, discovered O2 sensor on cat took a crap. Began contemplating merits of test pipe + O2 sim vs $300 O2 sensor. Had Taco Bell for lunch. Had Mexican for dinner. Farted repeatedly.
Monday Evening - Went to watch city Fireworks on aforementioned 40' pontoon boat. Watched drunk idiots get arrested in river.
Tuesday - Drove home, through Chicago. Traffic was remarkably good. Only one little delay at the loop.
CEL came on.Saturday - Wedding on the lake. 40 MPH winds, 4' waves. Hard to talk.
Saturday Evening - Checked out Uncle's new boat. 44' house boat. Quite cool. Ended up on 40' pontoon boat with 15 highly drunk people testing how low the bridges were.
Sunday - Up at 6am to go fishing. Caught fish. Ate fish. Went to Sawdust Days, a carnival-like festival in the park. Discovered my hometown has been inundated with Mexicans.
Sunday Evening - Went to a bar to listen to some Jazz. Jazz was bad. Went looking for other bars, discovered Sunday nights really do suck.
Monday - Up at 6am to go fishing. Caught more fish. Went to Autozone, discovered O2 sensor on cat took a crap. Began contemplating merits of test pipe + O2 sim vs $300 O2 sensor. Had Taco Bell for lunch. Had Mexican for dinner. Farted repeatedly.
Monday Evening - Went to watch city Fireworks on aforementioned 40' pontoon boat. Watched drunk idiots get arrested in river.
Tuesday - Drove home, through Chicago. Traffic was remarkably good. Only one little delay at the loop.
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I used to love fishing but lately discovered that im too big of a P*u*s*s*y to fish.
last fishing trip, i cought a small little bluish fish that accidentaly swallowed the hook. When i took out the hook the poor little fishy died in my hand.
That was too tramatic for me.
I'll stick to pre-killed fish from now on.
last fishing trip, i cought a small little bluish fish that accidentaly swallowed the hook. When i took out the hook the poor little fishy died in my hand.
That was too tramatic for me.
I'll stick to pre-killed fish from now on.