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From: North fort myers
this joke that i just received through email is for WSB
Subject: Hillbilly Vasectomy THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY
After their 11th child,an Alabama couple decided that was enough as they could not afford a larger
bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his
cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that
there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that
it was expensive. "A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go
home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it
in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10." The
Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed,
but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is
going to help me." "Trust me," said the doctor. So the man went home, lit
a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and
began to count! "1" "2" "3" "4" "5" (you'll love this...) At which
point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting
on his other hand. This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky,
Arkansas, Mississippi, Missouri, West Virginia and Washington DC. Live,
Love, Laugh
Subject: Hillbilly Vasectomy THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY
After their 11th child,an Alabama couple decided that was enough as they could not afford a larger
bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his
cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that
there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that
it was expensive. "A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go
home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it
in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10." The
Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed,
but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is
going to help me." "Trust me," said the doctor. So the man went home, lit
a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and
began to count! "1" "2" "3" "4" "5" (you'll love this...) At which
point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting
on his other hand. This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky,
Arkansas, Mississippi, Missouri, West Virginia and Washington DC. Live,
Love, Laugh
