so the window was open and it was like -40 degrees outside. he asks me why i have the window open.. but i coouldnt tell him that he smells like a mummy's butthole.

so i told him that i get car sick and have to get fresh air.

which wouldn't be so bad but he cranked up the heat which caused his highly evolved stench glands to go into overdrive.

so i'm gagging from the stench plus im freezing my ass off.. and have a sudden urge to pee since the wind froze my piss sack..

 

 

happy friday!!!

 

 

 

o rry?