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Old Oct 4, 2007 | 06:07 PM
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Old Oct 4, 2007 | 08:49 PM
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Originally Posted by ruexp67,Oct 4 2007, 06:07 PM
for some reason, that turns me on
Old Oct 5, 2007 | 06:27 AM
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Old Oct 5, 2007 | 06:35 AM
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Originally Posted by problem_child,Jul 16 2007, 04:51 PM
Hey! Isn't that vida guerra's a$$? lol


Old Oct 5, 2007 | 08:18 AM
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Originally Posted by ap1chick,Oct 5 2007, 09:35 AM
Hey! Isn't that vida guerra's a$$? lol

that butt belongs to Fernanda Goeth
Old Oct 5, 2007 | 08:26 AM
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who cares whos it is? right?
Old Oct 5, 2007 | 08:27 AM
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posted only for the perverted interest of those who wish to seek more of said hiney. nothing more.
Old Oct 5, 2007 | 08:30 AM
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Its all good.

So this woman goes to her doctor for a physical, she gets undressed the doctor comes in checks her out and is now gonna perform a test on her vagina.

Doctor: Mam, this might be uncomfortable so im just gonna make it numb is that ok?

Woman: Yes.

The doctor gets into position with his face close to her vagina and goes num num num num num
Old Oct 5, 2007 | 08:34 AM
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Old Oct 5, 2007 | 08:39 AM
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num num num num num



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