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Old May 28, 2005 | 10:49 AM
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it all seemed to be going well then..
Old May 28, 2005 | 10:49 AM
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i sneezed..

i had cut too much...now all i can do is shave it off.
Old May 28, 2005 | 10:50 AM
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now my head is completely shaved...it looks like a freshly shaven testicle.
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now a story on testicles....
Old May 28, 2005 | 10:50 AM
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never wear boxers to a track and field event.
Old May 28, 2005 | 10:51 AM
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i was running a 100 meter dash when my nuttles decided to pop out of the boxers.
Old May 28, 2005 | 10:52 AM
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at about 90 meters, my willie decided to comeout...


i cross the finish line pitchin a tent....and one ball hangin...


Old May 28, 2005 | 10:52 AM
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not to mention hot weather sucks...makes the nuttle stick to the thigh...

gross

Old May 28, 2005 | 10:53 AM
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