I'd settle for one beautiful woman

 

true true........

 

Me too, my wanker is starting to question its role in life. in the morning its staring at me all teary eye wondering if today will be the day..but i usually have to break my wanker the bad news "no son, i doubt today will be the day"


then it gets all sad and shrivels up and hides in the bushes.

 

easy solution, trim the hedges, and give it some air, show it something it likes, even if it is on a computer screen, he'll snap out of it. Just give the little guy some confidence.

 

The problem is that when i shake him violently to get him to snap out of it, he usually gets sick and throws up everywhere..

he gets sick often and i think im running out of kleenex for the little fella

 

poor little guy.......

 

good morning

 

God IS IT slow around here...no one up yet or something? its alreayd 940am!! wake up

 

greg we need to talk...are you on aim?

 

k ... thanks!