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Old Jul 22, 2005 | 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted by s2000flog,Jul 22 2005, 12:32 PM
A bucket of beer: $13.00
A round of bowling: $1.00
Watching Hiro get his ass slapped by some drunk cracked out black women.... priceless

Good times


That was hilarious!
Old Jul 22, 2005 | 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted by twilight dancer,Jul 22 2005, 07:50 AM
Man,

I am soo tired today! my legs are jelly and i'm starved.. on the drive home, i felt completelysober but when i pulled into my garage, i did the following, proving i wasn't too sober:

1) forgot the car was in gear and i stalled the car..in the garage..
2) i accidently nicked my finger when closing the roof
3) i made 3 trips from my S to the miata(to put in the garage opener, sunglasses and change bag) cuz i kept forgetting to pick everything up on one try
4) woke up nekkid with a towel hanging on my window drapes.. i have no idea how that happened... strange

on a plus side, from all this drinking and feeling hungry and dehydrated, i can now wear an old pair of jeans.


number 3 was a good one!! I think I tend to do that everyday though.
Old Jul 22, 2005 | 01:08 PM
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oh no! another thought, I think Lee has suspected taht I've been dying my hair black coz he asked me if I was blonde last night.


Old Jul 22, 2005 | 01:10 PM
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that can't be! the carpet matches the drapes!
Old Jul 22, 2005 | 01:10 PM
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er? what about carpets and drapes now?
Old Jul 22, 2005 | 01:12 PM
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shes so innocent.
Old Jul 22, 2005 | 01:15 PM
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no, she's just handicapable.


j/k: i love ya girl!
Old Jul 22, 2005 | 01:38 PM
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handicapable. HAven't heard/used that one in a while.
Old Jul 22, 2005 | 02:24 PM
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handicapable? I've NEVER EVEN HEARD OF THAT WORD!! ugh!




Old Jul 22, 2005 | 02:24 PM
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