how was everyone's lunches? hmmm? tasty?

 

Not much activity here today... That's a shame! where are all the at? Today during my lunch break, i had a conversation with my work buddies about gas. I said that sometimes there way too much gas in the system and its becomes painful. Have you guys ever woken up in the middle of the night from the sound of your own fart? I did last night and man, if that window wasn't open it woulda blew out my window and doors. I wonder what i can do to cut down on my ing

 

dude! i was drinking coffee when i was reading your post.
at best there are a couple of boogies floating in there now, at worst, i would've had to buy a new monitor from the coffee that spewed out of my mouth.

 

you should have seen my routine on "trying to urinate with an errection". I don't think there is anything "harder" than that...

Why is it we get morning wood? Also does everyone point true north when they have to piss real bad? I'm getting sick of trying to piss with my unit on the "rock hard" setting..maybe i'll just pee in the shower and kill all the mildew on my tiles...

does urin work on tiles?

 

 

hahaha. the great conversations of UMW whores...

 

Yeah, we cover the whole spectrum. Sometimes we talk about PMS, the other times we talk about wanking and all sortsa stuff.

 

whatup!!!!