PPD
Race: Human, earth decsendent (last checked by the DNA gurus)
Marital status: Single, seeking a quick screw or whatever chicks like these days
Build: 200lbs+, Built like a freakin tank, needs to walk through doors sideways just to clear the shoulders. I'm ripped
Height: 4'-0" on cloudy days when the moon titan is not within visible range. on other days 4'-1"
Hobbies: Twilight dancing
Fav Song: "Xanadu"
"I'm looking for a nice broad with a good rack to keep me company after my usual days of fighting crime and sharpening garden tools" "Im fluent in english, british, ebonics, country and chipmunk"
taking applications, send PM.
p.s. fatties need not apply
P.s.s. Doods that look like chicks need not apply
P.s.s.s. Doods that are fatties and look like chicks need not apply.



