eat some whole wheat cereal.. that will give you explosive poop.. kinda reminds me of when the ice cream dispenser is running out and it just starts to splutter and makes all these crazy noises...

 

well, maybe "old" isn't the right term...lactard is more appropriate

 

i can eat ice cream, yogurt and cheese but can't touch cold milk.. if i have milk, i'll fart non stop that i won't need petro to run the car. I'll just take a giant garden hose, connect it to my butthole and run the line directly to the intake port. that some stinky NOS..

 

but then again, since i drive a miata this kind of behavior is not unnatural

 

 

Sorry Jadyn, filling your delicate mind with such perverse imagery... i must keep your mind pure..

 

haha. then you'll need to create a time-machine

 

oh forgot to tell you guys..


the lighter i was looking for last night before i left, was in my purse ALL THAT TIME! ahahahah

 

i kinda figured that...

 

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