actually I did...also makes it go in every direction

Now I ran into a problem......one of my 2 don perignon is frozen......what am I gonna do????

 

Get your wife to warm it up between her boobies.. Then drink from it. Simple!

 

Wife is not home....
it looks like this:

 

You got man boobs right? Then use them to your advantage!!! Go for it!

 

Or you can try adding submerging it under running warm water. Don't use hot or it might explode.. if you just leave it in the sink under luke warm water then hold it up to the light. If you don't see chunks then get plastered. I would personally leave it in the fridge and wait till wifey gets home with your "present". Gotta leave now.. Happy birthday buddy!

 

Im so bored....wife gets home at 11pm.....I wanna have it now, how about microvae

 

Ok its running under tap water....I can see some liquid in there already!!!!yay!!

 

The Official S2Ki Champagne!

That's cool...

 

oh god, just bring the damn bottle over and we can celebrate at my house.

 

Don't forget to sing happy birthday at the Qdoba parking lot to Brad.