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Old Jan 31, 2006 | 01:45 PM
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just heard a joke and thought id share..


a 65 year old man asks his priest, how long am i gonna live?


the priest goes "do you smoke?" the guy goes "no"
the priest goes "do you have sex?" the guy goes "no"
the priest goes "do you drive fast cars?" the guy goes "no"
the priest goes "do you drink?" the guy goes "no"

then the priest says "then why do you even care how long you live?!"


hahaha
Old Jan 31, 2006 | 01:55 PM
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Old Feb 1, 2006 | 08:38 AM
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Old Feb 1, 2006 | 08:40 AM
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am spay!
Old Feb 1, 2006 | 08:53 AM
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eee-bes

Old Feb 1, 2006 | 09:01 AM
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what the shit
Old Feb 1, 2006 | 09:08 AM
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shit the wa?
Old Feb 1, 2006 | 09:27 AM
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ITS PIG LATIN!
Old Feb 1, 2006 | 09:43 AM
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fo' rizzy?

pigs speaking latin u say
Old Feb 1, 2006 | 09:57 AM
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smart little piggies, speaking latin and shit



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