We're now trying to get you to post in Mid-A.

 

>A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles
>an hour The husband is behind the wheel.
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>His wife suddenly looks across at him and speaks in a clear voice. "I
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>know we've been married for twenty years, but now I want a divorce."
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>The husband says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead, but slowly
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>increases his speed to forty-five mph.
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>The wife speaks again... "I don't want you to try and talk me out of
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>it,." she says, "because I've been having an affair with your best
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>friend, and he's a far better lover than you are."
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>Again, the husband stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more
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>tightly and s-l-o-w-l-y increases the speed to fifty-five mph.
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>She pushes her luck. "I want the house," she says insistently.
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>Up to sixty mph.
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>"I want the car, too," she continues.
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>Sixty-five mph.
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>"And," she says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards,
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>and the boat."
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>The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge.
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>This makes her nervous, so she asks him, "Isn't there anything you
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>want?"
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>The husband at last replies, in a quiet and controlled voice, "No, I've
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>got everything I need."
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>"Oh! , really ," she inquires, "so just what have you got?"
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>Just before they slam into the bridge at sixty-five mph, the husband
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>turns to her and smiles. "The airbag."

 

 

When did he get WC Pussy?

 

i dont know pete...


musta been the cars

 

 

i def need a 30.7 today



f this shit