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Old Aug 21, 2006 | 10:26 AM
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an angela-esque forward:

[QUOTE]In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the
men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.

A nurse noticed his predicament.

Sir, she said " You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any
of the buttons on the wall."

He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had
promised not to touch.

Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled
ATR.

Who would know if he touched them?

He couldn't resist..
Old Aug 21, 2006 | 10:47 AM
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Haha. That was one of the many emails i didn't read.





Old Aug 21, 2006 | 11:52 AM
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Damn tampon removers!!
Old Aug 21, 2006 | 07:14 PM
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Fock.
Old Aug 22, 2006 | 01:06 PM
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man you've been slacking, chica. I've almost caught up to you.
Old Aug 22, 2006 | 01:12 PM
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its not called slacking, its called "i just dont give a damn anymore"
Old Aug 22, 2006 | 01:26 PM
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been too damn busy! i wish i could but only so much you can do with people breathing down your neck.
Old Aug 22, 2006 | 02:37 PM
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ouch, that ATR made me cringe
Old Aug 23, 2006 | 10:52 AM
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Originally Posted by ap1chick,Aug 22 2006, 05:12 PM
its not called slacking, its called "i just dont give a damn anymore"
getting too old to care, eh?

Old Aug 23, 2006 | 12:26 PM
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the set-up................



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