"O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats

 

"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

 

Message for you, sir.

 

Well, we'll not risk another frontal assault. That rabbit's dynamite.

 

You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... WITH... A HERRING!

 

what! it's but a flesh wound!

 

RUN AWAY!!! RUN AWAY!!

 

Bring out your dead!

Well, here's one.

I'm not dead.

Well, you will be soon.

But i'm feeling much better.

**thunk**

There we go.

 

Leave now, or I shall mock you a second time!

 

i need a SHRUBBERY for my "cubicle"