It's gotta be better than talking to her husband.

 

ever so slightly.

 

 

 

 

 

Everyone is out celebrating my birthday.

Thanks to those of you who sent me a message on FB or however else.

 

I once knew an Asian named Phong
His wispy chin hair was quite long
But when I saw his car
The scratches went far
I asked him "Good sir, what went wrong?!"

"I lost it driving near Rockford
I know my nice S looks absurd
but come Sunday morn'
my tires get worn
as I autocross this silver turd"

"Tell me more of this autocross?
Will my money soon be a loss?
I'd love to confide
in a spirited drive
dodging orange cones LIKE A BOSS!"

"I assure you will have a true blast
whacking cones as you turn in too fast
remember, brake hard
not drifting like a 'tard
among seas made of cones stretched quite vast."

 

I know I could have made that many more posts, but I'm feelin' lazy.

 

Speed is an addiction so severe it makes heroin look like a taste for something salty.