Really?

 

Why dogs are better than women...

Dogs don't cry
Dogs love it when your friends come over
Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo
Dogs think you sing great
A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink
Dogs don't expect you to call when you're running late. The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you
Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs
Dogs don't notice if you call them another dog's name
Dogs are excited by rough play
Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away
Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair
Anyone can get a good looking dog
If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it
Dogs don't shop
Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor
Dogs never need to examine the relationship
A dog's parents never visit
Dogs love long car trips
Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions
When a dog gets old and snaps at you incessantly, you can shoot it
Dogs like beer
Dogs don't hate their bodies
Dogs never criticize
Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across
Dogs never expect gifts
Dogs don't worry about germs
Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you've had
Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives
You never have to wait for a dog, they're ready to go 24 hours a day
Dogs have no use for flowers, cards or jewelry
Dogs don't borrow your shirts
Dogs never want foot rubs
Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public
Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk
Dogs can't talk
Dogs seldom outlive you

 

Why women are better then dogs:

# It is socially acceptable to have sexual relations with a woman.
# Women look good in sweaters.
# Women leave the room to fart.
# Women rarely pee on your car's wheels.
# Women can cook. (and do the washing and ironing)
# Women don't normally drag their butt along the ground whilst you're talking to friends.
# Women generally smell better.
# Women don't step on your crotch quite so frequently (thank goodness).
# Women don't dig holes in your new lawn.
# Women rarely hump your leg in public.
# Women don't chew on your shoes.
# Women are allowed in most restaurants.
# Women can let themselves out when they need a pee at 2am.


Pete, you stick with dogs, I'll stick with women

 

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Don't feel left out, it's never happened to me either

 

 

Went to the doctor yesterday for my post-op visit...he gave me the rod he took out of my leg

It was wrapped up in a green baggie, he said he wasn't able to clean all of the "stuff" out of all the holes yet, so it might be a little gross.

I haven't opened it, yet.