So, you're saying you CAN be taught. Holly will be SO pleased.

 

I think I have a contact lens stuck in my eye... I was putting them in this am & my left eye never felt like it was in - I didn't see it in the sink so I put another one in. So I think it shot up in the corner somewhere - either that or my mind has been fking with me all day cause it sure seems like something is wrong...

 

I suggest digging out your contacts with a fork.

 

I'm almost @ that point... I am NOT awake when I get up in the mornings...

 

spork?

 

If you must.

 

salad tongs

 

Meh, something sharper will be better.

 

Perhaps something with a serrated edge, like a survival knife.