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Old Mar 3, 2006 | 12:21 PM
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Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.


For a video to see how beer works click here:

http://www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf
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Old Mar 3, 2006 | 12:25 PM
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But pete, this should be your saving grace.
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Old Mar 3, 2006 | 12:26 PM
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Watch the video, it REALLY helps demonstrate the point.
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Old Mar 3, 2006 | 12:29 PM
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Where's the sign up sheet for the support groups?
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Old Mar 3, 2006 | 12:29 PM
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Originally Posted by twilight dancer,Mar 3 2006, 03:25 PM
But pete, this should be your saving grace.
havent watched the video yet...


but
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Old Mar 3, 2006 | 12:37 PM
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Originally Posted by ruexp67,Mar 3 2006, 03:26 PM
Watch the video, it REALLY helps demonstrate the point.
I'd hit it!
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Old Mar 3, 2006 | 12:44 PM
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Yeah, of course YOU would. You have no standards and are a lonely, horney bastage.
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Old Mar 3, 2006 | 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted by ruexp67,Mar 3 2006, 03:44 PM
Yeah, of course YOU would. You have no standards and are a lonely, horney bastage.
Oh sweety, you know me too well. Even if we haven't dated or made passionate love, it seems like fate has bonded you and I.



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Old Mar 3, 2006 | 01:37 PM
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Old Mar 3, 2006 | 02:07 PM
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At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females
I wish you'd have told me this a few weeks ago


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