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Old Aug 14, 2006 | 10:23 AM
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i had no idea that a small girl has a mouth as big as a humpback whale.


till i met her in the pool.
Old Aug 14, 2006 | 10:24 AM
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she stayed in the kiddy area. didn't come venturing out into the deep end.

i wanted to dunk her into the water really bad.

then again, she would have sunk, so maybe not a great idea.
Old Aug 14, 2006 | 10:31 AM
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weekend was really nice. too bad i'm back here at the "hive"
Old Aug 14, 2006 | 10:34 AM
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only 7 more posts.
Old Aug 14, 2006 | 10:51 AM
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Originally Posted by twilight dancer,Aug 14 2006, 02:21 PM
i just drank a gallon of water.
try a gallon of milk
Old Aug 14, 2006 | 10:54 AM
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Originally Posted by PopTarts,Aug 14 2006, 01:51 PM
try a gallon of milk
or a gallon of
Old Aug 14, 2006 | 10:56 AM
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Gallon of vodka, FTW!
Old Aug 14, 2006 | 11:01 AM
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Originally Posted by PopTarts,Aug 14 2006, 01:51 PM
try a gallon of milk
i'm lactose intolerant.


i'll be pissin out my ass
Old Aug 14, 2006 | 11:08 AM
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i'll be in pain the whole after noon.

last time i got a bad food poisoning, i decided to let my system wash itself out.
Old Aug 14, 2006 | 11:09 AM
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drank a gallon of milk and sat on the shitter for 9 hours.



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